[this is the second time I'm writing this. since word-f*cking-press didn't save the first copy, i doubt it'll be as funny this time around.]
I came across a recent “opinion” in the Northeast Times Newspaper, and couldn’t resist the immediate need to rip this guy, “Anthony Porta, Sebring, FL” a new one. Follow the cut for more info on douche nozzle of the week:
Umm. F*CKHEAD. This is just one more unimportant reason for me wanting to become a Philly Cop. Call it a small fire burning to explore the professional need to kick monkey asses with jerk off opinions like these. Hey, Mr. Porta - how about you enjoy retirement down in the USofA’s graveyard, mmkay? Sure, I’ve put off my Cop dream in the past, but was it based on my height or the fear of “calling for back up,” [on account of my being small?], no it wasn’t. Truthfully, all 5′2″ of me never considered the probability of any discrimination from ol’ folk like you in regards to why I want a job where saving lives counts. Might I suggest that you keep those words of unwisdom to yourself, or perhaps you may find my “ill equipped” figure standing on your doorstep, and I will prove my point.
Amazingly enough, it’s the sexist populous like yourself that severely limited women’s occupations [to the kitchen] in the past, and its that thinking that makes this country ignorant to whats truly important. Having a civil service job is nothing more than volunteering your life to save others, in any capacity. I can be a cop. I can be a lawyer. I can be an FBI agent. And hey, if I want to do some light cooking for my future kiddies, I can do that too. It just blows my mind when men like Anthony Porta speak their piece and expect it to be met with open arms. Perhaps it was, but most likely it wasn’t [case in point: this blog]. The only thing I am certain of is that you’re an asshole with too much time on your raggedy old hands. You’ve officially offended this [female] Philadelphia resident with your small write-in thoughts, and I’d like to send a warm fuck you out across the digital wires of non voice speak.
Ya never know Mr. P, it might be your life I’m saving one day.
PS. I am not a cop, yet.
PSS. My future hubby is 6′3″, I’m guessing he should be none other than one of Philly’s finest, huh?
PSSS. If you were a cop, sir, I truly hope your time was spent taking care of your partners and the city you swore to protect. This city is in dire straights, so opinions squashing potential crime stoppers on account of height? Yea, that’s what it needs; more discrimination and negativity. Go you.
PSSSS. I’m not the only one who thinks you’re a dick.
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