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2. my “handshake” dream with Sly Stallone…
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Second thing - the dream. Okay. So I was shopping in Express with a few close friends, loved ones, you know how it goes, when I suddenly see Sylvester Stallone sitting alone, by a rack of coats. Odd. I know! Who would have guessed he even wears coats! I digress… So, there he was, Rocky Balboa himself, and I knew this was my go-to moment. So I went.
As I approached, I felt my school girl crush on him come back in a bad way and my cheeks (not those cheeks, wise guy) immediately flushed with a nervous anxiety to meet him. I stepped closer and closer, and finally, I was there. [OMG, SYLVESTER FUCKING STALLONE]
So what do I do? I extend my hand to his, and pray, hope and plead he grabs it for a casual handshake. And he does.
And it was weak as hell. And then I took it upon myself to call him a pussy. O_O
Yes, I called Sylvester Stallone’s soft, big, floppy shake exactly what it was: bitchtastic. So you’re wondering, “What did he do, Jackie?” Well, here’s what he did: nothing. I smiled, removed my hand from his and walked politely out of the store.
Dreams are fantastic and truly wondrous.
[Stallone, if you're reading this...I would never do that in person.
- I love you, Jackie.]
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February 8th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
1. Sly is a bitch
February 10th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
I agree with Chris. He couldn’t even hold on to that one person in the beginning of that movie about hanging off of or dangerously close to the edge of cliffs… I can’t remember what it was called, but you can bet your ass that person was cursing him out on their decent to earth.